May 30, 2007 17:26
I was looking at a map of the old country the other day. Of course
everyone knows that from the south pole, the only direction you can go
is north. But it occurred to me that the prime meridian divides
Antarctica into eastern and western halves.
That means you have your eastside penguins and your westside penguins.
It's obvious to me now that what the homeboys in Antarctica really lack
is gang signs . . . Oh, yeah, and uh, hands.