and fulfill all his old athletic aspirations, but apparently now there's some complications
last thursday night was the start of "rookie week," this being the last week of the fall season. after practice we went to jessica's house where the veteran girls:
1. got us liquored up by way of silly drinking games but also
2. held our feet while we did keg stands
3. made us wear "depends" over our pants
4. and fetch them things and call them "ma'am"
5. and do humiliating dances when designated songs came on,
and the like, until the end of the party when they
6. blindfolded us and drove us out to a field
7. chased us around
8. made us kneel
9. put gross things in our hair and in our mouths (and by "gross things" i mean chili peppers, syrup, whipped cream, etc, you pervert.)
10. drove us home stumbling drunk and covered in filth.
i had enough sense to try to bathe before i got into bed. i woke up the next morning with a hangover for the first time in years. and my bathtub had mud, grass, and blue paint in it.
1. got us liquored up by way of silly drinking games but also
2. held our feet while we did keg stands
3. made us wear "depends" over our pants
4. and fetch them things and call them "ma'am"
5. and do humiliating dances when designated songs came on,
and the like, until the end of the party when they
6. blindfolded us and drove us out to a field
7. chased us around
8. made us kneel
9. put gross things in our hair and in our mouths (and by "gross things" i mean chili peppers, syrup, whipped cream, etc, you pervert.)
10. drove us home stumbling drunk and covered in filth.
i had enough sense to try to bathe before i got into bed. i woke up the next morning with a hangover for the first time in years. and my bathtub had mud, grass, and blue paint in it.