good story

[icantstop___ing]

i went sledding today

at independence el

and i got a running start to go down the hill

and i dove on my stomach and i was FLYING down the hill

until i hit this little mound of snow before the sidewalk

where my sled flew out from under me

and my boobs

scraped off

on the freshly plowed pavement

so as of now

i have no nipples

so please do not touch my tender boobs

or graze them

or skim them

or even look at them

bc they will bite you.