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when i'm shoppig and i need to POOP really really badly, i like to run to the ladies' room as fast as i can and i immediately go into the first stall. want to know why i pick the first stall? not because it's closest to me. nope nope. i pick it so i can stink it up badly with my POOP and everyone is forced to smell it when they first walk in cuz it's the first stall!