i keep hearing just drink a detox drink a few hours beforehand but i dont trust it. one thing i do know is toxins gather in your body, so if you can help it, dont put the beggining or end of your stream into the cup. just the middle.
Fucking listen up! If you have a couple days just attack yourself with diuretics (cranberry juice, coffee, water, grapes, beer). Work out and eat healthy, too (you'll want to eliminate as much of the fat storing the THC as possible). The night before your test eat a fatty meal and a fatty breakfast in the morning (this will put new THC free fat into your body). GNC in the mall has a like $30-40 drink that has worked for me in the past, but I wouldn't swear by it. Also, piss as much as possible the day of your test. The first piss of the day is always the most toxic! FOUL!
If you're just totally freaked out and you want to buy yourself some time, you can (1) dilute your piss by drinking lots of water. They won't be able to test your pee, so you'll have to reschedule. (2) claim that you have been taking prescription strength IB Profen (or just a lot of the regular stuff). IB Profen is notorious for causing false positives, so if the test comes back not to your liking, demand a retake!
dammit. kelsi gave all the advice I would have given... <3 good luck
ps why do you have to take a drug test? and also, do you live in that house that I walked past the other day> because if so, I live like 2 blocks away from you and we should hang out sometime and celebrate your clean drug test.
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i keep hearing just drink a detox drink a few hours beforehand but i dont trust it. one thing i do know is toxins gather in your body, so if you can help it, dont put the beggining or end of your stream into the cup. just the middle.
if you find out, give me a holla
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If you have a couple days just attack yourself with diuretics (cranberry juice, coffee, water, grapes, beer). Work out and eat healthy, too (you'll want to eliminate as much of the fat storing the THC as possible). The night before your test eat a fatty meal and a fatty breakfast in the morning (this will put new THC free fat into your body). GNC in the mall has a like $30-40 drink that has worked for me in the past, but I wouldn't swear by it. Also, piss as much as possible the day of your test. The first piss of the day is always the most toxic! FOUL!
If you're just totally freaked out and you want to buy yourself some time, you can (1) dilute your piss by drinking lots of water. They won't be able to test your pee, so you'll have to reschedule. (2) claim that you have been taking prescription strength IB Profen (or just a lot of the regular stuff). IB Profen is notorious for causing false positives, so if the test comes back not to your liking, demand a retake!
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kelsi gave all the advice I would have given...
<3 good luck
ps why do you have to take a drug test?
and also, do you live in that house that I walked past the other day>
because if so, I live like 2 blocks away from you and we should hang out sometime and celebrate your clean drug test.
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