Title: Clap Your Hands, Y'all
Pairing/Character(s): Every New Directions member from S1 to S3, with guest appearances from Mr. Schue, Mike's parents, Kurt's dad, Tina's mom, and Cooper Anderson. Pairings as in canon.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: One very, very blunt reference to the circumstances surrounding Karofsky's suicide attempt in "On My Way."
Word Count: A little over 11,000
Spoilers: All aired episodes of Glee, plus a few references to things that might (but, tragically, probably won't) happen after Season Three.
Standard-Issue Short-Form Disclaimer: I do not hold copyright to Glee, I make no claims to such, and I am not profiting from this.
Summary: Mike has a spare toothbrush waiting for each of the New Directions kids, just in case.
Author's Notes: So over on tumblr, rainbowrites posted the fantastic
I Wanna Dance With Somebody (who loves me), a spectacular reaction fic to Glee 3.17 featuring some truly epic Bike Chanderson friendship (and also all of the feelings), and if you haven't read that, you should, because it is awesome. But anyway. In that fic, there is a line about how Blaine has his own toothbrush at Mike's house, and that, in fact, Mike keeps toothbrushes for all of the glee kids, just in case.
And I thought that sounded like a fic.
So (with permission, natch), I wrote it.
You are not waking up your parents just so you can get Puckerman a freaking toothbrush, Mike.