THREE!!!!

[icanhazfreedom]

It doesn't matter if they bend us! It doesn't matter if they beat us! It doesn't matter if they somehow briefly freeze time using some sort of alien technology! (That last one I'm a bit unclear on still.)

WE WILL FACE DOWN THIS CITY AND WE WILL WIN!

So throw all of the electric shocks, creepy possible aliens, and time freezes you want at me! I'll always come out on top - after all, that's what the hero does!