p.s.
dear mom,
it's me your loving oldest daughter, alex. i have decided to create for myself a seccond birthday. i will be celebrating said birthday on februrary the 11th. i would like the following for my special day:
1. a LOT of iced tea
2. a bouquet of daisies
3. the barbie board game
love,
alex (turning 19.5 on 02/11)
ON A DIFFERENT NOTE:
LIST OF THINGS:
1. become a bartender
2. buy a giant ass hermit crab to play soccer with
3. train an octopus to live on land and throw ninja stars so he can get rodney for me/put forks under his pillow in stealth
3. get a post secret published
4. return of the cavewoman look.
5. wear more flowers in my hair
6. SEDUCE SEDUCE AND SEDUCE
LIST OF BAD THOGUHTS AS OF LATE:
1. train a pet bear to eat mike
2. swallow my goldfish whole. and maybe not puke him back up
3. get a giant ass creepsy hermit crab
4. throw apples out the window at people
5. melt down coughdrops and turn it into an alcoholic drink
love,
alex
it's me your loving oldest daughter, alex. i have decided to create for myself a seccond birthday. i will be celebrating said birthday on februrary the 11th. i would like the following for my special day:
1. a LOT of iced tea
2. a bouquet of daisies
3. the barbie board game
love,
alex (turning 19.5 on 02/11)
ON A DIFFERENT NOTE:
LIST OF THINGS:
1. become a bartender
2. buy a giant ass hermit crab to play soccer with
3. train an octopus to live on land and throw ninja stars so he can get rodney for me/put forks under his pillow in stealth
3. get a post secret published
4. return of the cavewoman look.
5. wear more flowers in my hair
6. SEDUCE SEDUCE AND SEDUCE
LIST OF BAD THOGUHTS AS OF LATE:
1. train a pet bear to eat mike
2. swallow my goldfish whole. and maybe not puke him back up
3. get a giant ass creepsy hermit crab
4. throw apples out the window at people
5. melt down coughdrops and turn it into an alcoholic drink
love,
alex