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[icanbecreative]

It's all dream_mancer's fault!  She made me write crack!fic.  Teen Wolf crack!fic.

OK.  A better explanation:  Laura decided that she has read too much Sterek when she read "Alpha" and "Stiles" in her lunch menu.  I have no idea where she was eating that had bad porn food descriptions, but she did.  And it just kind of devolved from there.

So, without further

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[dream_mancer]

The place in question is Damgoode Pies in Fayetteville, Arkansas. When you load their site, it says "Keep Pants On" and of course, my mind went down the gutter.

Here is the part of the menu in question.




Honestly, when I read it, I put "Alpha" in for Alfredo and "Stiles" in for Spicy.

TEEN WOLF HAS RUINED MY BRAIN. *goes to read more fic*

Also this...was hilarious. The last line especially.