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[sealedwitha]

Secret Post 323

We've got some...interesting secrets this time! Yeah, we'll go with interesting.

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[f5f5f5f5f5]

THE FIRST GAME: To some, a pointless time waster. To others, the game of kings. This is what life is all about, ain't it? You knew that back in kindergarten when you cut the annoying fat kid to be first in line, and you know that now, when you shove people out of the way to get a copy of that one RPG just so you can get the lame preorder item-- It's all about being #1, rank one, top of the high score list. First to know, first to see, first to comment, first to be acknowledged. There is no number after one. I have come to accept this.

You might say "No one cares who gets first!" but that's bullshit. It's two seconds of fame where whatever you type will be seen by anyone in the post, and those two seconds add up. You get it enough, and you evolve from "douchebag who always gets first" to "douchebag who MOTHERFUCKING ALWAYS GETS FIRST FUCK YOU" and then you get secrets about you at some other community but WHO CARES.

We all wanna be first. That's why the game exists. And that's why the game has existed since the dawn of man, in some

[ohcaptainmy]

Congratulations! We never get speeches.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Well I gotta make a show of it if I'm gonna do it right.

[ohcaptainmy]

... was the last part necessary, though?

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Incredibly so.

[ohcaptainmy]

It's rather vulgar, but I'll let it pass this time.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Don't tell me you'd give me the banhammer for a word like that.

[ohcaptainmy]

It's offensive. But considering the content of a lot of the secrets that we get...

[f5f5f5f5f5]

It's nothing. Right?

[ohcaptainmy]

Something like that!

[personably]

...

[golf clap]

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Thank you, I'm here all week.

[personably]

I'm sure we're all, er ... looking forward to it again.

[f5f5f5f5f5]

Always nice to know I have fans.

[dibsonrainbow]

I think that last part is sufficient enough to anger people who want to be first. Especially since those people usually tend not to read much.

Were you just there waiting for the post to go up so you can comment with that?

[f5f5f5f5f5]

That? Is my secret.