I miss you...too...even though you're right here...what the heck did these scientists do now? I'm in a world called Fortuna, in Discedo. I guess I got...kidnapped? By evil scientists?
Are you...have you been okay? How much older are you?
I'm in London, but it's a weird sort of ~*alternate universe*~ type thing where I got adopted by rock stars (sort of) and wait you got kidnapped by evil scientists? STITCH LET YOU GET KIDNAPPED? THIS IS WHY WE INVENTED LASERGUNS.
I'm good. I miss you. But good. I'm um. twenty-sevendon'tyellatme
I don't know if Stitch had anything to do with stopping them, really.
Twenty-seven, huh? That's...six years older than me now. How am I supposed to explain that one to the Social Workers? 'Sorry, Hah, guess what, doesn't look like she's a minor anymore anyway!'
Maybe he did? I don't know. I just woke up here...it's not a secret space lab or anything, its sort of like a wrecked city in all those monster movies we used to watch. We're sort of a new colony of people? I'm not sure how to get back, but...don't worry, we'll find a way.
...I'm not mad. Weird things just sort of happen to us a lot, don't they?
An orphanage? Oh gosh...I'm so sorry! The Ohana's big here too...I run a soup kitchen in a cafeteria...can you imagine that? Me? Cooking for a bunch of people?
It's okay. Daddy - his name's Teague - he adopted me and Stitch after he got here and it's okay now. I have a little brother. Can you believe I'm a big sister?
A what? Do you feed zombies? Shambling hordes of the undead?
Sometimes I feel this way like you wouldn't believe.
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My brain is filled with explody bits and confusion. Sort of like Pop Rocks and Coke but not in my tummy.
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...Lilo?
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HOW COME YOU DON'T LIVE WHERE I LIVE? It stinks. I'm all... old and you're not around and I miss you. :( <--- that means I miss you.
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Are you...have you been okay? How much older are you?
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I'm good. I miss you. But good. I'm um. twenty-sevendon'tyellatme
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Twenty-seven, huh? That's...six years older than me now. How am I supposed to explain that one to the Social Workers? 'Sorry, Hah, guess what, doesn't look like she's a minor anymore anyway!'
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I don't mean to be big. It just sort of happened.
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...I'm not mad. Weird things just sort of happen to us a lot, don't they?
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Yeah. I hate them sometimes.
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A what? Do you feed zombies? Shambling hordes of the undead?
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Nope. I feed people. But my new boyfriend's beat up a whole mob of zombies before! In a mall. He's got the pictures to prove it.
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People who were TRAGICALLY BORN WITHOUT TASTEBUDS? ooooooh a new boyfriend? Tell me more about yours and I'll tell you about mine!
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