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Apr 12, 2009 09:30

Secret Post 289

Hey, Zuko here. I'm going to be posting secrets for this community from now on or...something. That's what I'm supposed to say, right?

--Whatever, let's just get this over with.

You guys are weird, you know that? )

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7 betterassister April 12 2009, 15:38:30 UTC
No kidding...

Sometimes I feel this way like you wouldn't believe.

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OP 7 betterassister April 12 2009, 22:24:12 UTC
... Nani?

My brain is filled with explody bits and confusion. Sort of like Pop Rocks and Coke but not in my tummy.

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 00:03:19 UTC
What?!

...Lilo?

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 02:17:45 UTC
NANI.

HOW COME YOU DON'T LIVE WHERE I LIVE? It stinks. I'm all... old and you're not around and I miss you. :( <--- that means I miss you.

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 02:57:28 UTC
What do you mean? Lilo? Old? Where are you?

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 03:03:30 UTC
I live in London. Some magic... whoosafisswhatsits happened and I'm older now. Space time temporal distortions are stupid, and I miss you, darnit!

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 03:21:10 UTC
I miss you...too...even though you're right here...what the heck did these scientists do now? I'm in a world called Fortuna, in Discedo. I guess I got...kidnapped? By evil scientists?

Are you...have you been okay? How much older are you?

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 03:34:38 UTC
I'm in London, but it's a weird sort of ~*alternate universe*~ type thing where I got adopted by rock stars (sort of) and wait you got kidnapped by evil scientists? STITCH LET YOU GET KIDNAPPED? THIS IS WHY WE INVENTED LASERGUNS.

I'm good. I miss you. But good. I'm um. twenty-sevendon'tyellatme

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 03:48:36 UTC
I don't know if Stitch had anything to do with stopping them, really.

Twenty-seven, huh? That's...six years older than me now. How am I supposed to explain that one to the Social Workers? 'Sorry, Hah, guess what, doesn't look like she's a minor anymore anyway!'

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 03:51:38 UTC
He could've tried. I don't like the idea of you being held by evil scientists!

I don't mean to be big. It just sort of happened.

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 04:16:22 UTC
Maybe he did? I don't know. I just woke up here...it's not a secret space lab or anything, its sort of like a wrecked city in all those monster movies we used to watch. We're sort of a new colony of people? I'm not sure how to get back, but...don't worry, we'll find a way.

...I'm not mad. Weird things just sort of happen to us a lot, don't they?

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 04:28:53 UTC
We have to. I miss you. Or you can come here and find me someday. My ohana got big. I got adopted - I was in an orphanage for a while.

Yeah. I hate them sometimes.

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 04:42:58 UTC
An orphanage? Oh gosh...I'm so sorry! The Ohana's big here too...I run a soup kitchen in a cafeteria...can you imagine that? Me? Cooking for a bunch of people?

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 05:02:48 UTC
It's okay. Daddy - his name's Teague - he adopted me and Stitch after he got here and it's okay now. I have a little brother. Can you believe I'm a big sister?

A what? Do you feed zombies? Shambling hordes of the undead?

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 05:07:03 UTC
...How long have you been in London, anyway? (I bet you're the best big sister ever)

Nope. I feed people. But my new boyfriend's beat up a whole mob of zombies before! In a mall. He's got the pictures to prove it.

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Re: OP 7 betterassister April 13 2009, 05:17:34 UTC
Um... seven months technically, but since I got VOOMPFHED TO THE PAST it feels like my whole life.

People who were TRAGICALLY BORN WITHOUT TASTEBUDS? ooooooh a new boyfriend? Tell me more about yours and I'll tell you about mine!

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