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[didyouseemytree]

Secret Post 283

Well, well, well... It looks like we have a lot of--what is that term you humans use?--ah right, 'closet homosexuals'. I do not care for what is considered acceptable amongst your people seeing as I find your species unattractive.

Comments

8

[playswith_dolls]

8. How do you break an entire city?

[valetudochamp]

I'm guessing they broke something in Osaka.

Re: 8

[playswith_dolls]

Uh...got in a car chase with punks that involved guns, explosives, and trees. (Don't ask.)

[valetudochamp]

Wait.

You broke Osaka?

[playswith_dolls]

Well, it was going to be Kyoto, but one of us didn't want to piss off Inari by breaking that.

[valetudochamp]

...It's survived centuries of Osaka-jin living there. How did you manage to do it?

[playswith_dolls]

Well, one of us is a demon, one of us a magical prodigy, and the last just likes shooting things.