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Aug 07, 2010 11:48

Secret Post 412

You humans are still just as amusing as before!

( Although, I'm learning some interesting things from this batch... )

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RPS saintedsinner August 7 2010, 18:56:51 UTC

Cannon? How the hell do you get a character into a Cannon? Was it a clown? I always thought those freaky things were crying on the inside.

It all makes so much sense now!

Re: RPS lawfullibrarian August 7 2010, 20:42:24 UTC

WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW 1S:
HOW DO YOU R4P3 SOM3ON3 1NS1D3 4 C4NNON??? >8O 1 M34N M4YB3 1F YOU ST1CK SOM3ON3S BUTT OUT TH3 3ND BUT TH3 R4P1ST WOULD N33D 4 ST3PL4DD3R 4ND

WHY 4M 1 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4BOUT TH1S >:P

RPS saintedsinner August 7 2010, 20:45:09 UTC

-=Assuming the idiot has the number lock turned on. Takes a minute to read.=-

That'd have to be a big ass cannon. You can't fold a person in half and stuff the head and feet into it and leave the ass hanging out. The body can bend, but not like that.

She is a good artist, OKAY. lawfullibrarian August 7 2010, 21:00:38 UTC

H3H3H3
YOU S41D "4SS C4NNON"
4NYW4Y 1 DONT F33L L1K3 3NUNC14T1NG 3X4CTLY WH4T 1 M34NT SO H3R3S 4 P1CTUR3

( ... )

Yeeeeeesh! saintedsinner August 7 2010, 21:02:47 UTC

....

They were stuffed into the cannon by rape?

lawfullibrarian August 7 2010, 21:07:09 UTC

4R3 4LL YOU HUM4NS TH1S OBTUS3

TH3 S3CR3T H4D TO DO W1TH R4P1NG SOM3ON3 1NS1D3 4 C4NNON 4ND 3V3N MY B34UT1FULLY 1LLUSTR4T3D 3X4MPL3 COULD NOT G3T TH3 PO1NT 4CROSS 4BOUT HOW ON3 M1GHT B3 4BL3 TO R4P3 (OR 3V3N H4V3 CONS3NSU4L M4T1NG R3L4T1ONS) 4 P3RSON WHO 1S 1NS1D3 4 C4NNON

saintedsinner August 7 2010, 21:12:28 UTC

I guess we are! Hey, you're number lock's on!

lawfullibrarian August 7 2010, 21:23:10 UTC

1M NUMB3R LOCK WH4T? >:P

saintedsinner August 7 2010, 21:49:54 UTC

Right. Num-Ber Lock.

Re: RPS sands_in_mexico August 7 2010, 20:57:03 UTC

[Snorts]

I've been trying to figure that shit out since I read it.

RPS saintedsinner August 7 2010, 21:01:54 UTC

Clowns were stuffed into cannons and then ass raped before being shot out into the world. -=Yep! Good enough theory.=-

Circuses just took on a whole new creepy feeling to it.

RPS sands_in_mexico August 7 2010, 21:06:21 UTC

Yeah, it's one of those shameless performance arts gimmicks that people don't really know what happens behind the scenes. Too bad the mystery's gone.

[tries not to laugh.]

So they own the stock on Preparation H. Nice.

RPS saintedsinner August 7 2010, 21:07:15 UTC

Their what?

RPS sands_in_mexico August 7 2010, 21:34:59 UTC

Ass cream from having the ramrod shoved in places unknown.

RPS saintedsinner August 7 2010, 21:50:18 UTC

...Pleasant.

RPS sands_in_mexico August 7 2010, 22:10:12 UTC

Hey, at least it's not you getting shoved in a cannon. I hate the circus.

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