THERE HAS NOT BEEN AN UPDATE IN A WHILE SO IM DOING IT YOU JERKS
HEY FRIENDS!
i was getting sick of looking at alex the black guy's post all the time (even though its pretty sweet) and decided to make a new one. i don't really have anything to talk about. i'd say its like 230 am on a wednesday right now, and life is normal inside of john. yeah we named our apartment john. we live inside the organs of john. our porch is named zaphod, after the badass meerkat on the show "meerkat manor." keith's bedroom is named fransisco, mine is named peter, sean's is named thomas (so hot), and rick's is named larry.
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
Sean's secret identity is SHANE THE WRESTLER. you can call him shane the wrestler if you want. I VOTE FOR SEAN'S NEW SCREENNAME TO BE shanethewrestler6969. cast your votes now.
also our full bathroom is named Ho Chi Minh City, and our half bathroom is called the Kiefer Sutherland Room. if that bitch ever visits we will have a room to his exact specifications. we still need to name our kitchen and common room.
sidenote: yes max, my room is still called the blunt room, if you want it to be.
HEY YOU IDIOTS LETS RESTART biddat or something cuz i reread that site the other day and it is still pretty hilarious. remember when danny's mom turned into a dragon?
i propose attending a bulls game this thanksgiving break. and/or a hawks game. just get some cheap tickets and go.
speaking of tickets, how many of you are going to wilco? danny and i have a date for friday night. i think im gonna get some popcorn and pull the ol handjob in the popcorn bucket trick on that kid. he lotions so much, his hands will feel GLORIOUS!
i dont have much else to say. lets leave some cool comments though. remember that one time we had an anon and we had like 75 comments on a single post? lets do that again.
- birdman nate
i was getting sick of looking at alex the black guy's post all the time (even though its pretty sweet) and decided to make a new one. i don't really have anything to talk about. i'd say its like 230 am on a wednesday right now, and life is normal inside of john. yeah we named our apartment john. we live inside the organs of john. our porch is named zaphod, after the badass meerkat on the show "meerkat manor." keith's bedroom is named fransisco, mine is named peter, sean's is named thomas (so hot), and rick's is named larry.
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
Sean's secret identity is SHANE THE WRESTLER. you can call him shane the wrestler if you want. I VOTE FOR SEAN'S NEW SCREENNAME TO BE shanethewrestler6969. cast your votes now.
also our full bathroom is named Ho Chi Minh City, and our half bathroom is called the Kiefer Sutherland Room. if that bitch ever visits we will have a room to his exact specifications. we still need to name our kitchen and common room.
sidenote: yes max, my room is still called the blunt room, if you want it to be.
HEY YOU IDIOTS LETS RESTART biddat or something cuz i reread that site the other day and it is still pretty hilarious. remember when danny's mom turned into a dragon?
i propose attending a bulls game this thanksgiving break. and/or a hawks game. just get some cheap tickets and go.
speaking of tickets, how many of you are going to wilco? danny and i have a date for friday night. i think im gonna get some popcorn and pull the ol handjob in the popcorn bucket trick on that kid. he lotions so much, his hands will feel GLORIOUS!
i dont have much else to say. lets leave some cool comments though. remember that one time we had an anon and we had like 75 comments on a single post? lets do that again.
- birdman nate