"Massager System Breast Enhancer Enlarger MBE1R"
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11781&item=5594624389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW I'm... amused. And no, I wasn't looking for something to make my breasts more firm - I was looking for a USB fan and found this one:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=162&item=5214738056&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW for GBP 0.01 + 2.99 shipping.