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AIN'T IT SO CUTE?
the master of the Lassitudinous Chateau of Obeisance requests all visitors to visit the guard room at the bottom corner to be registered before any information can be accessed and viewed.
the lounge of the Chateau does regular screenings of documentaries trying to explain the who-what-why-how of love (or the lack of it), friends (and foes), career, money (and credit cards) and many other issues revolving a gay lifestyle in cosmopolitian Singapore.
the kitchen of the Chateau sends out frangrant aromas of home cooked italian food with excessive cheese and bacon. french desserts spread the dining table. dining room dimly lit by flickering candle light, sweetly tinted with the scent of full bodied wine.
the hallroom of the Chateau houses Singapore's wildest and hottest parties. music fills every soul which enters the hallroom. dance vibes makes you groove. and all under the ecstacy influence of loud pounding music and sound.
the study room of the Chateau vibrates like an empty vessel. no books. no computers (because the master's iBook has been moved into his own room). nothing. just a room filled with nothingness as all knowledge has been duly absorbed in the residents' schooling years.
the master bedroom of the Chateau is out of bounds to those who are not invited by mail. do not enter if you do not want to regret. defy and i'll bite. if you are invited, come in and take a peep. no disappointments, guaranteed!
the toilet is 30 mins walk west of the entrance, where the swimming pool, indoor gym and outdoor jacuzzi are. go find it if you can still hold on to your bursting bladder.
so click (NOW!) to request for invitation for clearance to enter.
if you are looking for plastic friends to sip your classic black with you, sorry, our master does not entertain so.
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million apologies.