lame break up lines

Mar 27, 2004 02:33

How will I know I want to spend the next 50 years with you unless I date other people?

I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me....so I am doing you a sort of favour, aren't I?

I can't see you anymore. Your house is a tip and mine is spotless and I'm a broke.

You're my best friend in the world, and I love you to death...but you're like a sister brother to me.

Anyone else you'd like to be having a relationship with at the moment?

I love you but I love me more.

I don't think breaking up with you is the solution, but I'm feeling a lot of pressure, have to leave the country for a couple of months right now.

I love you, but being with you is limiting my ability to meet someone I would want to marry.

Can you just be in life as my friend like the rest of my female friends, please?

I hate my life.

I got involved with you to reassure myself that not all women were like my ex.

March is over and so are you.

Don't get me wrong, I really love the sex, but I thought we connected... but....

You remind me of the sea...you make me sick.

Your body is just so warm that it makes me uncomfortable, and I can't sleep next to you at night.

It's not forever, I just need time alone. I can't do the relationship thing right now.
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