Amen

Jan 29, 2007 00:06

I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances
should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who
couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
least one of the following:
*

Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
whiskey sour
chocolate
sex
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
cup of coffee
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
*

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct
my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes, and call it a day.
Previous post Next post
Up