I need constant supervision
This is what happens when david is not around and I don't see anybody. I burn myself with oil and start carving my feet. Seriously. Don't ask. DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE - work turkey.
I saw some fledgling gays at the MoA today. They still had all their baby plumage, like little tattered jeans. One of them was REALLY obviously gay, so we watched them walk all the way from off the ride to the west entrance, and they started poking each other in the ribs, and doing little gay hand waves, and believe me they were totally gay. I was like "baby gays!"
My wedding is going to be the bomb, because I don't have to hold to tradition. I am going to have a rave. Rave-wedding.
I wish I had kept a better journal when I was in Japan.
An old lady peed on the ferris wheel today.
I saw some fledgling gays at the MoA today. They still had all their baby plumage, like little tattered jeans. One of them was REALLY obviously gay, so we watched them walk all the way from off the ride to the west entrance, and they started poking each other in the ribs, and doing little gay hand waves, and believe me they were totally gay. I was like "baby gays!"
My wedding is going to be the bomb, because I don't have to hold to tradition. I am going to have a rave. Rave-wedding.
I wish I had kept a better journal when I was in Japan.
An old lady peed on the ferris wheel today.