my mind is jumbled with a thousand and one thoughts
me: did I mention his dad is John Landis?
he directed Thriller, Blues Brothers, and Animal House
wesley: oh snap
I love Blues Brothers
me: so this kid co-wrote episode #17 of Masters of Horror
got a $57,000 paycheck from NBC for it
wesley: I could use $57,000
me: yeah no kidding
he's 22 and at UM for "continuing studies" -not even technically a real student
his mother is a famous costume designer for movies
kind of a big deal
so he invited Alice and I to this party he was having at his apartment
his friends are a bunch of guys and mostly lesbians
it was a "macho party" - meaning you had to take your shirt off to earn a fake moustache
everyone was shirtless, it was so awesome
wesley: .... i wanna see you shirtless
me: I had my bra on
wesley: ... so?
me: just clarifying
wesley:i'd still like to see
me: anyway, so I'm sitting on this tiny foldable chair made for a fucking kindergartener next to this table covered with shotglasses and $230 worth of alcohol
and he kneels down next to me, and pulls me on top of him and starts making out with me on the floor in front of everyone
probably one of the hottest things ever
...and then I puked four times while this 89 pound lesbian (I think) is in the bathtub dying because she had 11 shots
she's mumbling incoherently in Italian while two other lesbians take care of her
meanwhile, Alice is making out with Max's friend Dustin on the couch
wesley: ..................
i'm sorry
did you say party or orgy?
me: Max's friend Chris (who is straight) is being groped and touched and kissed by their other friend Oscar (who is totally gay)
really hilarious
I'd say it was 70% party, 30% orgy
wesley: .........................
me: hahhahahha
wesley: i'm all kinds of terrified
me: best. party. ever.
he directed Thriller, Blues Brothers, and Animal House
wesley: oh snap
I love Blues Brothers
me: so this kid co-wrote episode #17 of Masters of Horror
got a $57,000 paycheck from NBC for it
wesley: I could use $57,000
me: yeah no kidding
he's 22 and at UM for "continuing studies" -not even technically a real student
his mother is a famous costume designer for movies
kind of a big deal
so he invited Alice and I to this party he was having at his apartment
his friends are a bunch of guys and mostly lesbians
it was a "macho party" - meaning you had to take your shirt off to earn a fake moustache
everyone was shirtless, it was so awesome
wesley: .... i wanna see you shirtless
me: I had my bra on
wesley: ... so?
me: just clarifying
wesley:i'd still like to see
me: anyway, so I'm sitting on this tiny foldable chair made for a fucking kindergartener next to this table covered with shotglasses and $230 worth of alcohol
and he kneels down next to me, and pulls me on top of him and starts making out with me on the floor in front of everyone
probably one of the hottest things ever
...and then I puked four times while this 89 pound lesbian (I think) is in the bathtub dying because she had 11 shots
she's mumbling incoherently in Italian while two other lesbians take care of her
meanwhile, Alice is making out with Max's friend Dustin on the couch
wesley: ..................
i'm sorry
did you say party or orgy?
me: Max's friend Chris (who is straight) is being groped and touched and kissed by their other friend Oscar (who is totally gay)
really hilarious
I'd say it was 70% party, 30% orgy
wesley: .........................
me: hahhahahha
wesley: i'm all kinds of terrified
me: best. party. ever.