my family is HILARIOUS

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::dad sends warren to get tablespoon::

::warren comes back with measuring spoons::

dad: wtf is this?
warren: a tablespoon.
dad: no dear...go look in the other drawer
::warren goes into kitchen::

dad: if u put his brain in a bird's head, the bird'll hitch-hike...he'll forget he can fly

::warren rummages thru drawers::

dad: WARREN JUST BRING ANY GODDAMN SPOON!

::warren comes in with a teaspoon::
dad: what happened
warren: couldnt find one
dad: ok so if i go in there, i shouldnt find one...

::takes warren to kitchen::

::comes back::

dad: did u hear what he said?
me: no..
dad: he said he was lookin for a spoon with the word "table" on it.
::erica laughs ass off::
dad: ::shakes head:: my son goes to school for the cheap food and clean bathrooms