Hey, Look it's Barbie and Dumb Ass!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spent Valentine's Day eating on a sailboat. A docked sailboat - where they posed for the most ridiculously non-candid photos ever. Seriously, could these shots be any less natural?
I mean.. I know every girl loves a new pair of shoes but come on! Give me a freaking break already. Heidi is the perfect example of a dumb bitch and Spencer is the perfect example of a dumb bitches boyfriend.
Poor Heidi.. I mean she really is trying her little heart out to look happy and in love and no matter how hard Spencer tries he still just looks like a lame ass trying to get drunk and laid.
