The Rabbit Died
Title: The Rabbit Died
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: There was a letter on his computer written in Owen's unmistakable scribble. Maybe Ianto doesn't know everything.
Characters: Ianto and Owen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: No rabbits were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge 268: White Rabbit. This was written during my lunch hour so excuse the insanity of this. Tis may or may to be a part of the Hub Wars Series. Haven't made up my mind.
The Rabbit Died
Ianto looked at the letter taped to his computer screen written in Owen unmistakable scribble: The rabbit died.
“I don’t own a rabbit. Whose pet you did you kill?” Ianto looked down into autopsy bay. “I didn’t think you’d take your sadistic streak out on anyone but me. Poor innocent rabbit.”
“What happened to you knowing everything, Mr. Know-it-all?” Owen taunted, knowing life in Torchwood was about to get very interesting.
“I do know everything, but I’m not psychic. How many children do I have to retcon?”
“The child hasn’t been born yet. Give it six months. Congratulations, you're pregnant.”
The End!!
a/n: 'The rabbit died' refers to an old saying about a positive pregnancy test. Apparently, older pegnancy tests involved a rabbit.
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: There was a letter on his computer written in Owen's unmistakable scribble. Maybe Ianto doesn't know everything.
Characters: Ianto and Owen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: No rabbits were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge 268: White Rabbit. This was written during my lunch hour so excuse the insanity of this. Tis may or may to be a part of the Hub Wars Series. Haven't made up my mind.
The Rabbit Died
Ianto looked at the letter taped to his computer screen written in Owen unmistakable scribble: The rabbit died.
“I don’t own a rabbit. Whose pet you did you kill?” Ianto looked down into autopsy bay. “I didn’t think you’d take your sadistic streak out on anyone but me. Poor innocent rabbit.”
“What happened to you knowing everything, Mr. Know-it-all?” Owen taunted, knowing life in Torchwood was about to get very interesting.
“I do know everything, but I’m not psychic. How many children do I have to retcon?”
“The child hasn’t been born yet. Give it six months. Congratulations, you're pregnant.”
The End!!
a/n: 'The rabbit died' refers to an old saying about a positive pregnancy test. Apparently, older pegnancy tests involved a rabbit.