Of Chestnuts and Jack Frost
Title: Of Chestnuts and Jack Frost
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: Jack misunderstands lyrics to a popular Christmas carol.
Rating: R-ish
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Warnings: You might not want to be eating or drinking anything while reading this
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge 264: Holiday Food.
Of Chestnuts and Jack Frost
Ianto woke to something tickling his nose and he tried swatted it away with his hand, but he felt Jack nip at his nose. "Seriously, Jack? It's too early," he groaned with a mix of pleasure and displeasure when he felt balls rub against his chest.
"I thought I'd try this instead. An open fire is too dangerous in bed," Jack looked perplexed.
"What are you talking about?" Ianto's eyes flew open.
"That song about chestnuts and me nipping at your nose."
Ianto sighed loudly and shook his head, "You realise chestnuts are a nut you eat? Not your nuts on my chest."
Author: iantojjackh
Summary: Jack misunderstands lyrics to a popular Christmas carol.
Rating: R-ish
Characters: Jack/Ianto
Warnings: You might not want to be eating or drinking anything while reading this
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge 264: Holiday Food.
Of Chestnuts and Jack Frost
Ianto woke to something tickling his nose and he tried swatted it away with his hand, but he felt Jack nip at his nose. "Seriously, Jack? It's too early," he groaned with a mix of pleasure and displeasure when he felt balls rub against his chest.
"I thought I'd try this instead. An open fire is too dangerous in bed," Jack looked perplexed.
"What are you talking about?" Ianto's eyes flew open.
"That song about chestnuts and me nipping at your nose."
Ianto sighed loudly and shook his head, "You realise chestnuts are a nut you eat? Not your nuts on my chest."