Title: Colour Coded
Authors:
iantojjackh &
timelordshinesRating: S for smutty
Characters: Team Torchwood
Summary: Just another calm day in Torchwood
Disclaimer: Not ours just borrowing
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge: Green. Alcohol might have played a role in the content of this drabble.
Colour Coded
Ianto slammed his fist down on the conference table.
"Ok. Who messed up my colour coding system?"
"What are you talking about?" Gwen asked in her innocent voice.
"Jack has two penises. While he's enjoying it immensely..."
"You're enjoying it more," Jack smirked.
The look Ianto gave him said he'd be drinking decaf for a week.
"You moved the gold cock ring to the green section?"
"I accidentally knocked it off the shelf. I thought it was one of your toys."
Ianto turned his quiet fury on her wide-eyed expression.
"Never put anything in green. Only I decide if something's safe."