Just Another Day in Torchwood
Title: Just Another Day in Torchwood
Author: iantojjackh
Rating: PG
Characters: Owen and Ianto w/ mention of Jack
Warning: Pure crack. Take caution in eating and drinking with this drabble.
Summary: Ianto gets a delivery...it's Torchwood. Need I say more.
Disclaimer: See profile
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge mammoth.
Just Another Day in Torchwood
"Who ordered something from Mammoth Reproductions?" Owen asked as he descended into the hub.
Ianto's ears pinked up in embarrassment. "I did. Where's the package?" He refused to look at Owen in the eye.
"I couldn't carry it. The box is bigger than me." Owen knew it was in his best interest not to ask.
"That doesn't sound right." Ianto hustled upstairs to check on the delivery.
Owen was right. Instead of a six foot Jack cutout, it was a sixty foot cut out of the naked captain. Some assembly required. However, there was one piece that was six feet long.
TBC in The Six Foot Thing
Author: iantojjackh
Rating: PG
Characters: Owen and Ianto w/ mention of Jack
Warning: Pure crack. Take caution in eating and drinking with this drabble.
Summary: Ianto gets a delivery...it's Torchwood. Need I say more.
Disclaimer: See profile
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge mammoth.
Just Another Day in Torchwood
"Who ordered something from Mammoth Reproductions?" Owen asked as he descended into the hub.
Ianto's ears pinked up in embarrassment. "I did. Where's the package?" He refused to look at Owen in the eye.
"I couldn't carry it. The box is bigger than me." Owen knew it was in his best interest not to ask.
"That doesn't sound right." Ianto hustled upstairs to check on the delivery.
Owen was right. Instead of a six foot Jack cutout, it was a sixty foot cut out of the naked captain. Some assembly required. However, there was one piece that was six feet long.
TBC in The Six Foot Thing