Title: A Sticky Situation
Author:
iantojjackhSummary: When something goes wrong, Jack is usually to blame
Rating: PG
Characters: Ianto and Jack
Disclaimer: See profile
Notes: Written for
comment-fic theme Dialogue Only. The prompt came from the amazing the
tardisjournal Jack/Ianto, Stuck. Keep in mind I wrote this earlier on my work computer.
A Sticky Situation
"Ianto stop pulling, you are only make it worse."
"This is all your fault."
"You always blame we when something goes wrong."
"Because it was your idea."
"No, it wasn't."
"Yes, it was."
"No."
"Yes."
"How was it my idea?"
"Your exact words were: watch this. I can easily make the rubbish bin from here."
"I only missed by a little."
"A little?"
"Give or take a few feet."
"And now I have gum in my hair and your hand stuck to my head."
"It could be worse."
"Don't even..."