my brother is not a very good wrestler

Feb 28, 2004 17:23

friday after skool i showered and piked up bass. we went to the mall and had taco bell and chocolate stuff from "1990". than we went to dylans wrestling match- he wrestles for the middle skool. gulli was there and i want his ear. dylan has been wrestling 4 as long as i have and he just sucks my ass. than got beer and headed over to alys house.

ok, party time- we brought up the beer and aly freaks out and i ignored her cuz im good at blocking ppl out. the appt next to her was open and empty so me and bought it 4 free and now we live there. its our house. we put the beer in OUR fridgerizer. sammi and aly chilled in our house than sam schnider came over. me and bass had some great laughs...they didnt understand. we almost got caught a few times but never did. than my babysitter came over. me and bass started drinking and kept on going...lauren changed into the fucking sexiest outfit everrrr. bass asked me if i can make a clone of her. if i could i would keep both of them to myself...but let u borrow on occasion. lol. than more ppl showed up and we chilled in our house getting very drunk. "I BROKE THE SEALL" i came out of the bathroom 4 the 10th tme to find bass in the bathtub. i peed infront of him. i had needs. some1 forgot somtng very impt. i was mad. seth took us to get the important item in question. than we got back and every1 left our house to go to our next door neighbors house, aly. we ordered pizza from dominos and seth and mindy were having sex on alys floor. ewwww! jordan who im a better wrestler than showed up with his friend matt...yea i somehow remember everything altho i was drunk as fuck. we went back to mine and bass' house and smoked some veed. it wasnt so good. than i got mad hungry and couldnt wait 4 the fucking pizza 2 come. when it came we secretly ate it all in the kitchen. bass walked in and gave a blank stare and walked out. after the pizza we found bass was passed out in sams room. ppl put a condom on his face and a fake foot...fox was getting all EMTish and was like clear his airway check his pulse, is his breathing addaquate...so i said . every1 get the fuck out hes fucking sleeping. and it worked. ppl gotta leave the passed out kids the fuck alone. especially bass. than me and lauren went onto alys moms room and did our drunken uasuall. afterwards i got really tired and wanted to go to sleeppppp but lauren made me go outside. we tried that 4 a lil while but i was so fucking fucked up that i couldnt walk or stand. jordan has an odd problem. me and lauren went into sams room, walked carefully over bass and got into bed where i fell asleep and she tried. i woke up to her saying that she cant find her soda and she was being really weird about it. i told her to sleep and its only a soda but she went crazy cuz she couldnt find it. she said she cpouldnt fall asleep so she was gunna watch tv so im like watever and she leaves and i fall asleep right away.

me and bass woke up at 8am. it felt like 2 in the afternoon. i went into alys moms room where lauren was sleeping and i go next to her. got a text from bass, girl next to a tube...whats with that. and too many frekles. mea and lauren stayed in alys moms room 4 a bit than we got up and me and bass made mac and cheese 4 breakfast. we ate it in our house than i was looking at pics with lauren and she didnt want me 2 c 1 of her. so i had to seize ti by force. ran out twards the bathroom and locked myself in...lauren chased after me and broke the pic frames. we went to her house to get a replacement. aly was being a bitch. than i dropped her off at home after dropping off lauren. called all the cops on the way home "ur fucking good"-kam...i know im amazing. dropped bass off first than kam and went home, showered and went to bbsit. i ate 8 yodels and some otehr cake. mmmm. made only 30 bucks :(...

tonite wrestling team is comming over and were all getting fucked uppp.....

u better fucking comment alot cuz it took me 40 mins to make this update

peace
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