My tweets

[ianthebug]

• Wed, 13:07: Physician, heal thy fucking self and fuck yourself in your rotting orange face. https://t.co/JQLzcxACpk
• Wed, 13:10: All these universes (universi?) and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with any of 'em.
• Wed, 14:10: The height of the bar. https://t.co/G43pjO6RZL
• Wed, 14:13: KNIFE CRIME https://t.co/Oe6zBEzqS4
• Wed, 14:35: RT @ TeamSalvato: Doki Doki Literature Club has reached 2 million downloads! Hasn't it only been a month since the 1 million mark? What the…
• Wed, 14:36: Work today. https://t.co/6HTVmzcett
• Wed, 14:37: The New York Times has made their bed. https://t.co/e1y4NyCqyB
• Wed, 15:36: RT @ BraunStrowman: I got you #LittleOne https://t.co/8wHfTXEIm9
• Wed, 15:36: LRT: This is adorable and terrifying.
• Wed, 15:50: Yes, hello, @ MarkSanford, question from the peanut gallery. Yes, where do you get off calling anybody self-serving… https://t.co/kxFy9uallp

• Wed, 17:18: RT @ thalestral: Yo, if you don't consider ace aro erasure to be important if you don't care about ace aro representation being straightwas…
• Wed, 17:18: RT @ thalestral: If a straightwashed ace aro character is giving off ~queer vibes~ then maybe consider why that might be before declaring hi…
• Wed, 17:18: RT @ thalestral: Being a good queer ally isn't just for the straights. It's for anyone who is queer to be a good ally to folks under diffe…
• Wed, 17:29: RT @ paleofuture: When they say “steals wine” they should specify that he took a single bottle, which makes this story even more amazing. ht…
• Thu, 09:36: Jesus Christ, I wake up and go to work and in the meantime, Nintendo came all over my TL.
• Thu, 09:52: 2018 IS THE YEAR OF LUIGI, BABY SLAP ON YOUR FUCKING GREEN HAT AND GO TO TOWN. OR YOUR WHITE HAT WITH WHITE OVERA… https://t.co/SZcloJjDRk
• Thu, 10:19: Trump Dumpley is focused on Hilary. Arpaio is STILL bitching about Obama's birth certificate. The GOP is absolutely… https://t.co/h8ZlFHMKyk
• Thu, 10:24: My parents wouldn't let me play the original Grand Theft Auto unless I changed the language settings to French. https://t.co/8yu6eBeDqd
• Thu, 10:28: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING ATTACHED TO MY WRIST!?" https://t.co/suRWBYR3t3
• Thu, 10:34: RT @ MuslimIQ: Corrected Tweet: Convicted felon Arpaio-who tortured Americans, killed prisoners, ignored child sex abuse cases, repeatedly…

• Thu, 10:42: Guilty pleasure: Bombing the shit out of Cloud City in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron, and being told: "Return to base,… https://t.co/P0I8vBEsCt
• Thu, 10:49: And fuck you Stuart Varney, I hope a waitress shits in your eggs. https://t.co/sjB9cuJ8op
• Thu, 10:57: Still waiting for the remastered Mega Man Legends series.
• Thu, 11:04: Hope you recover soon, dude. https://t.co/dtY4mgaRtA
• Thu, 11:16: RT @ thehill: Poll: Number of voters giving Obama credit for economy is going up https://t.co/JR3x5PdPFc https://t.co/jq1puc87Tb
• Thu, 11:28: "Other YouTubers say he's a good person" is ALWAYS going to be a red fucking flag. https://t.co/izFuD4nfXS
• Thu, 11:58: oh wow way to go youtube it only took a fucking week and INTENSE public scrutiny to show the barest amount of commo… https://t.co/wiUl8oz98X