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So... I've been sick for most of this week. It all started on Monday night in the dish room. I was washing dishes and I started sneezing and such, had to finish up though and I made certain not to sneeze on clean stuff. Anyway I was loading up dishes into the washer when one of them broke against the metal counter we have, not realizing it was broken I tried to catch it, when it sliced into my wrist almost to the artery. I had to go to the ER and wait there for an hour and a half untill I was seen to. They put in four stitches and sent me home telling me to change the bandaging often and be carefull with my wrist. The next day I had a horrible cold and I felt very sick. I'm almost over it and I'm going to nap soon, so that I might be able to go to the hookah bar in Norman tonight.
The "real" story of how I got hurt
No shit there I was walking down the road when I saw a bus stopped it looked like it was broken down. So I decided to see if I could help out well... it just happened to be a bus full of Catholic school girls, being the charitable person I decided that I should deffinitly help out. When all of a sudden a bear attacked some of the passengers. It so happened that these catholic school girls were part of a catholic circus troup called The Flying Nuns. Well I fought off the bear but I couldn't help but get mauled while doing so. The bear was killed by my using only the swiss army knife that I carry with me and all I got was a deep wound to my wrist. Well the school girls were eager to show their thanks but my love for my girlfriend kept me from allowing them to and instead I got tickets to see the circus.
And that is how I wounded myself.
The "real" story of how I got hurt
No shit there I was walking down the road when I saw a bus stopped it looked like it was broken down. So I decided to see if I could help out well... it just happened to be a bus full of Catholic school girls, being the charitable person I decided that I should deffinitly help out. When all of a sudden a bear attacked some of the passengers. It so happened that these catholic school girls were part of a catholic circus troup called The Flying Nuns. Well I fought off the bear but I couldn't help but get mauled while doing so. The bear was killed by my using only the swiss army knife that I carry with me and all I got was a deep wound to my wrist. Well the school girls were eager to show their thanks but my love for my girlfriend kept me from allowing them to and instead I got tickets to see the circus.
And that is how I wounded myself.