Update on the applications.

Nov 22, 2007 02:32

In the following journal:

http://iangurudata.livejournal.com/150553.html

I have some applications.
I've carried over the facebook applications here for amusement sake.

We're still taking applications folks!

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Provided by JD iangurudata November 22 2007, 07:36:26 UTC
Me! Me!!! I'm extremely skeptical and good with gadgets. Also, I can provide comedy relief when Ian gets randomly possessed.

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Provided by Ronan iangurudata November 22 2007, 07:37:02 UTC
well sir, i think i would be a practical asset to your team, because of two major reasons. and perhaps many other minor ones
reason number one i have tons of technical skills i know basic electrical and construction. i know how to use and have access to power tools and a shop with a garage, and i am very tech savvy.

reason number two. i am a decent photographer with a keen eye for detail, and fantastic understanding of how light works. i know how many of the old ghost hunters pulled off there "ghost pictures".

minor reasons include: i understand Ohms and lumens, i have wilderness survival training, i am a good shot with a compound bow, long bow, crossbow and rifle, i can brew my own beer and wine. and make my own grenades.
also there is my wacky style and collection of WWII goggles.

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Provided by Alex iangurudata November 22 2007, 07:37:39 UTC
Dear prospective Employer,

It has come to my attention that you are seeking skilled, dynamic, and creative assistants with which to wage investigative war upon the supernatural. I believe my analytical approach and firm basis in the Natural Sciences will greatly benefit your endeavours, as will my stamina, mental fortitude, and attention to detail.

I believe myself, in particular, to be an optimal choice for designing equipment for the entrapment and long-term storage of non-corporeal entities, as I have several protoypes that have shown promise in small-scale tests, and are ready to be tried in the field.

This area of research has long been of great personal interest, not because of any belief on my part, but from my total lack of belief. I prefer proof, and I believe it is my duty to seek out proof, once and for all.

Also, please find attached to this missive my Curriculum Vitae, and a partial inventory of my prototypes and field equipment.

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Provided by Frank iangurudata November 22 2007, 07:38:14 UTC
dear prospective empoyer

i have been informed that you are seeking individuals of certain talents to start a team of hunters. i would like with this letter to add my canditature to the list .

i have several assets and training that would greatly enhance any team you form.

firstly i have been trained by the spanish special forces in several small arms(pistols,SMG's,assault rifles,grenades,machine guns,rifle grenades,C4...), hand to hand fighting,and outdoor survival skills.

secondly as a trained corporal i have been formed to lead small units in combat situations.

thirdly i have first hand knowledge of the criminal world and their workings,and by so can easily find the ways our targets may try to hide their tracks

fourthly i am pretty handy with a computer or network and can research different databases for information

these are but a few of the assets i can bring to any team undertaking the endeavors you seek .

i hope to hear from you soon

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