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[ianenohs]

I came across this interesting bot-produced passage on google:

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Incidentally:

i love my r0ommate: 36,400 hits on google
i hate my r0ommate 9,650
my r0ommate is gay 2,370
my r0ommate is straight 128
my r0ommate is a linguist 3
my r0ommate is a velociraptor 2

i love my b0yfriend 1,330,000
i hate my b0yfriend 52,600
my b0yfriend is gay 30,900
my b0yfriend is straight 586
my b0yfriend is a linguist 3
my b0yfriend is a velociraptor 0

my g1rlfriend is a linguist 4
my g1rlfriend is a velociraptor 0

Linguists and velociraptors lead a lonely existence, it appears.

vel0ciraptor porn 54
l1nguist porn 54

なるほど。

Also livejournal's spellcheck marks "velociraptor." Hmm.