dear santa (stolen from larissa_j)

Nov 22, 2007 23:27


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I donated bone marrow a really wicked pair of leather boots to jlybeanenema in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I turned larissa_j in for littering tennant!porn all over LJ (3 points -100 points). In March I helped saxonny hide a body (-173 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I stole Noel Fielding's goth juice, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I gave stolensoul a life-saving hair transfusion cut (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-640 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking from David Tennant!

Sincerely,
ianawi

im locked in my room, letter to santa

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