Spam Poetry

[ianaman]

I know it's been done to death, but this is quite possibly the most moving spam poetry I've ever read. See for yourself:

Most people believe that the gentle umbrella
often satiates a football team of another ocean,
but they need to remember how seldom
the geosynchronous light bulb takes a coffee break.

If the cheese wheel sanitizes a spider,
then an umbrella daydreams.
A fundraiser goes deep sea fishing
with the fundraiser over a bowling ball,
or a blood clot buries the geosynchronous briar patch.

Another girl scout related to a photon starts reminiscing
about lost glory,
and the shabby hole puncher writes a love letter to a defendant.
Some single-handledly worldly pork chop reads a magazine, and the diskette hides;
however, a mysterious fairy competes with the college-educated photon.

See what I mean. It actually moved me to the brink of tears.