- I BLAME YOU FOR CALLING IT SECOND BASE. - Actually, Rattrap is younger than Dinobot. But dirty, yes, he is that regardless of age. - "Sex-deprived" for Rattrap is having to go a week without. Imagine what it's been like for him since they've landed on Earth. All he gets now is the occasional wank session with the porn he managed to smuggle along… and Dinobot is better than porn. - Yes, there is a window. I just didn't mention it. Also, he covers it sometimes because he likes to Brood In The Dark. - Primal knows. He doesn't care as long as Dinobot's not smuggling their weapons out to the Predacons. - He'll use it if he has to. It would have to be worth it, though, since Rhinox is very capable of making him sorry for trying. - HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK. Besides, it is tempting. There are more skeletons in Dinobot's closet than in that fossil pit near the Darksyde. - He doesn't have a Megatron arm trophy yet. Trust me, he's working on it. - Primal sure would. Of course, he's an Optimus, so he'd just come back. - *Beeep* "Tigatron is unavailable at this time. Please leave a message, and he'll get back to you as soon as he's done saving the snow tigers." - Half of Dinobot's actions are justified as, "It made sense at the time." - YES HE CAN. At least half of that job has its rewards. - Orthopedic shoes. With really expensive padded soles. - The two are not mutually exclusive! - Opportunity. Predacon. Even you can do that math. :P - It's not that he WANTS to, he just doesn't really mind if he does. It's no fun if it's not dangerous. Thankfully, Dinobot (usually) has enough sense for both of them. - I'm seriously starting to think Rattrap would be into vore. Anyone who sticks part of their anatomy willingly into that beartrap Dinobot calls a mouth is asking to be glazed in honey and stuffed into an oven. - Rattrap biting him is VERY different in Dinobot's mind from Megatron chomping on him. Otherwise the rat would now be in very small, probably non-revivable pieces. - I thought you hated that song. Or am I to blame the bear? - Nah, just give me some time. These two are begging to be written, I don't need extra incentive.
WELL, IT IS SECOND BASE. DO I NEED TO GET OUT THE BLOWUP DOLL?
THIS NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THEIR AGES MAKES ME WANT TO DO LOLITRAP RIGHT. YOU ARE SO VERY, VERY LUCKY I CANNOT DRAW.
YAY! I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED SOMETHING FROM SEASON TWO!
It's not blackmail if you can't use it to protect yourself. Being unwilling to use it because If You Don't Talk About It, It Doesn't Exist, on the other hand, is a horse of a different color.
RATTRAP, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU ARE TEMPTED. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF DINOBOT'S LAPTOP. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO RANSACK? REMEMBER THE PINATA?
Dinobot totally needs to acquire one. Possibly in conjunction with going on a Roaring Rampage of Rescue with Silverbolt to get Inferno who Doesn't Know Any Better to be a Maximal.
Mental Image I Did Not Need Involving Rattrap Number Seventy-Six: Reverse-birth. Involving Rhinox. Exactly what it says on the tin. Thank you. Thank you very much.
THE TWO OF THEM. MY GOD. I AM GOING TO TIE THEM DOWN AND LECTURE THEM ABOUT SAFE SEX. ALTHOUGH DINOBOT WILL FIND IT UNSEXY AND RATTRAP WILL TRY TO BLOW HIM UNDER THE TABLE.
Also, I changed my mind on the song. It is now my Thundercracker Thinks Having Sex With Megatron Is Suicide song.
Reverse. Birth. Involving RHINOX of all people, which was honestly the part that made it disturbing. Otherwise it'd just remind me of my days as a furry. (Wasn't into it myself, but I had some kinky friends.)
Yeah, you're right, you probably do. Well, it involves Rattrap being armed and the other party handcuffed to the nearest sturdy object. That's the only way he'll ever manage sex safely with his tendencies.
*Snicker* "Tell me, Thundercracker, is there a single interface virus on Cybertron you haven't downloaded by now?"
- I BLAME YOU FOR CALLING IT SECOND BASE.
- Actually, Rattrap is younger than Dinobot. But dirty, yes, he is that regardless of age.
- "Sex-deprived" for Rattrap is having to go a week without. Imagine what it's been like for him since they've landed on Earth. All he gets now is the occasional wank session with the porn he managed to smuggle along… and Dinobot is better than porn.
- Yes, there is a window. I just didn't mention it. Also, he covers it sometimes because he likes to Brood In The Dark.
- Primal knows. He doesn't care as long as Dinobot's not smuggling their weapons out to the Predacons.
- He'll use it if he has to. It would have to be worth it, though, since Rhinox is very capable of making him sorry for trying.
- HABITS ARE HARD TO BREAK. Besides, it is tempting. There are more skeletons in Dinobot's closet than in that fossil pit near the Darksyde.
- He doesn't have a Megatron arm trophy yet. Trust me, he's working on it.
- Primal sure would. Of course, he's an Optimus, so he'd just come back.
- *Beeep* "Tigatron is unavailable at this time. Please leave a message, and he'll get back to you as soon as he's done saving the snow tigers."
- Half of Dinobot's actions are justified as, "It made sense at the time."
- YES HE CAN. At least half of that job has its rewards.
- Orthopedic shoes. With really expensive padded soles.
- The two are not mutually exclusive!
- Opportunity. Predacon. Even you can do that math. :P
- It's not that he WANTS to, he just doesn't really mind if he does. It's no fun if it's not dangerous. Thankfully, Dinobot (usually) has enough sense for both of them.
- I'm seriously starting to think Rattrap would be into vore. Anyone who sticks part of their anatomy willingly into that beartrap Dinobot calls a mouth is asking to be glazed in honey and stuffed into an oven.
- Rattrap biting him is VERY different in Dinobot's mind from Megatron chomping on him. Otherwise the rat would now be in very small, probably non-revivable pieces.
- I thought you hated that song. Or am I to blame the bear?
- Nah, just give me some time. These two are begging to be written, I don't need extra incentive.
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THIS NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THEIR AGES MAKES ME WANT TO DO LOLITRAP RIGHT. YOU ARE SO VERY, VERY LUCKY I CANNOT DRAW.
YAY! I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED SOMETHING FROM SEASON TWO!
It's not blackmail if you can't use it to protect yourself. Being unwilling to use it because If You Don't Talk About It, It Doesn't Exist, on the other hand, is a horse of a different color.
RATTRAP, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU ARE TEMPTED. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF DINOBOT'S LAPTOP. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO RANSACK? REMEMBER THE PINATA?
Dinobot totally needs to acquire one. Possibly in conjunction with going on a Roaring Rampage of Rescue with Silverbolt to get Inferno who Doesn't Know Any Better to be a Maximal.
Mental Image I Did Not Need Involving Rattrap Number Seventy-Six: Reverse-birth. Involving Rhinox. Exactly what it says on the tin. Thank you. Thank you very much.
THE TWO OF THEM. MY GOD. I AM GOING TO TIE THEM DOWN AND LECTURE THEM ABOUT SAFE SEX. ALTHOUGH DINOBOT WILL FIND IT UNSEXY AND RATTRAP WILL TRY TO BLOW HIM UNDER THE TABLE.
Also, I changed my mind on the song. It is now my Thundercracker Thinks Having Sex With Megatron Is Suicide song.
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Oh, Rattrap's threatened him using blackmail material a couple of times. But they both know if he actually used it, he would pay.
He remembers. He's restraining himself. Barely.
I CANNOT PICTURE THAT. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
Safe sex for Predacons is sex near a convenient repair bay. You don't want to know what Rattrap's definition is.
I thought you might. It's depressing enough for you. And that does fit really well; I hadn't thought of it. Of course, now I can't un-think of it.
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Also, I do want to know Rattrap's definition of safe sex. Because I am a masochist.
THAT'S BECAUSE SEX WITH MEGATRON *IS* SUICIDE. (But so is sex with TC, who must have every. Robot. STD. Ever.)
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Reverse. Birth. Involving RHINOX of all people, which was honestly the part that made it disturbing. Otherwise it'd just remind me of my days as a furry. (Wasn't into it myself, but I had some kinky friends.)
Yeah, you're right, you probably do. Well, it involves Rattrap being armed and the other party handcuffed to the nearest sturdy object. That's the only way he'll ever manage sex safely with his tendencies.
*Snicker* "Tell me, Thundercracker, is there a single interface virus on Cybertron you haven't downloaded by now?"
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Also, with the weapons and the tying up, I think I saw a porno like that once.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
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