"I swear I'm not dead, I'm still here" posts? This is one of those.
Insert "BETTER UPDATE TO COME TONIGHT I PROMISE" here.
You have my permission to shoot me or maim me or kill me as you see fit.
I see
you. I think I about wet myself with joy or something. Okay, I didn't. But cheers, and all that jazz. I'd also probably be more convincing leaving a comment in your journal, so I suppose I should do that right now.