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Well, I, uh, watched a movie tonight. Umm.. well lets just say.... vampires... are extreeeeeeeeely sexual!!!!! and let me say one more thing, sir!!! blood..... is the new pepsi. Well, for ME at least. to all of you hot mommas out there.... or shall i say, daddies...... well, you better watch out and put that baseball cup back where it goes!!!
sooo... my "friend", y'know, lets just call her..... psycho........ LIKES TO DRINK BLOOD!!! and i mean, what i said before was all true... but that much blood in one sitting?!?!! I can't even do that!!! and i take drinks by the barrell...... and did i say i just felt Jen's head???? a head, if you know what i mean. well, i guess you don't. because, well, i'm very far ahead. but maybe i'll show you sometime! ninna shoish time!!!
so at this point in time, i am eating a very crispy chip, with a glass of "lemonade", which my servant kindly brought me. BUT REALLY, it's not lemonade, it's YELLOW BLOOD!!! with just a pinch of vizzle in it... what shall i say? AND EVERYTHING IS JUST FLYIN OUT EVERY WHICH WAY!!!!!!!!! *hahahhahhahhahhahhahh*
it's just WORN OUT!!!!!! and it just keeps FLYIN out!!!! forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever. millions.... millions of THEM..... now I'm practically falling over because i'm so intelligent, and jen's ear blood is tasty. I NEED AIR!!!!!!
oh, and by the way, dick wad, I guarantee you that, if you go to the men's warehouse, you'll be impressed, i guarantee it. yeAH.
i feel that FAT closing in around my arteries......
sooo... my "friend", y'know, lets just call her..... psycho........ LIKES TO DRINK BLOOD!!! and i mean, what i said before was all true... but that much blood in one sitting?!?!! I can't even do that!!! and i take drinks by the barrell...... and did i say i just felt Jen's head???? a head, if you know what i mean. well, i guess you don't. because, well, i'm very far ahead. but maybe i'll show you sometime! ninna shoish time!!!
so at this point in time, i am eating a very crispy chip, with a glass of "lemonade", which my servant kindly brought me. BUT REALLY, it's not lemonade, it's YELLOW BLOOD!!! with just a pinch of vizzle in it... what shall i say? AND EVERYTHING IS JUST FLYIN OUT EVERY WHICH WAY!!!!!!!!! *hahahhahhahhahhahhahh*
it's just WORN OUT!!!!!! and it just keeps FLYIN out!!!! forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever. millions.... millions of THEM..... now I'm practically falling over because i'm so intelligent, and jen's ear blood is tasty. I NEED AIR!!!!!!
oh, and by the way, dick wad, I guarantee you that, if you go to the men's warehouse, you'll be impressed, i guarantee it. yeAH.
i feel that FAT closing in around my arteries......