I could not be an animal cop. I would shoot, bash, brutalize and/or horribly maim every single person who wound up having abused and neglected animals in their house.
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I just got an bulletin e-mail from the MSPCA about a microwaved kitten. I don't care if the shithead who did that was six, or forty-six... they need their fucking skull collapsed.
news:
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16899713/detail.html http://news.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view/2008_07_16_Justice_eyed_for_scorched_kitten/srvc=home&position=1 http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO82720/