JIHAD for PRESIDENT 2008
Dear Mr. President,
Thank you for using my tax dollars to fund a billion dollar war on heathens and not nationalized healthcare for the poor and elderly. Despite the complete destabilization of south East Asia, I trust we are safer now. I have no concerns about North Koreans with nukes, Pakistanis with nukes, or the Lebanese government ready to declare all out war on Israel. Our faithful allies, the Israelis are now bombing civilian targets- HAMAS political offices, and an international civilian airport. They aim to make life difficult for civilians in Gaza and Lebanon so they will pressure their terrorist leaders to change their policies. (I meant that the civilians Israel is bombing are terrorists. The Israeli government can't be called a terrorist group. Only the democratically elected government of the Palestinians are terrorists.) And those poor Hebrews, after suffering the atrocities of the late 1930s and early 40s, while the world stood by at watched, it's only fair that they have their own sovereign nation. If the Palestinians object to western nations seizing and carving lands they've occupied for centuries, then maybe they should have helped fight the god damn Nazis.
Its a shame the American people don't appreciate all the hard work you do for this country. The people of New York, who bore the brunt of the completely inexplicable and unprovoked terror attacks, don't seem to appreciate you. But you're fighting for them. Please keep reminding them of that, and rubbing 9/11 in their faces every chance you get. (Can you believe they think you let that happen?) You deserve praise: You went right over there bombed what little existed of the Afghani infrastructure, and then moved your entire force into a completely different and unrelated conflict. (Just as soon as you finished reading to those 2nd graders.) I've heard that the CIA effort to search for Bin Laden has been disbanded. This is probably for the best. While we may not be able to prevent terrorist attacks, at least with Bin Laden free, we will know who to blame.
My condolences on the passing of Kenneth Lay. How unfortunate. No one deserves to have such suffering come from out of nowhere. Also, how's Harry Whittington’s face? I hope that your other friends on Capitol Hill fair better with their scandals, and I wish them the best of luck.
I am concerned about energy, however. I’m worried about our dependence on oil, and I hope that you will work to find a solution for this crutch. I’m sure if we seized another country’s oil resources, or found a way to manipulate to global exchange further, prices would be driven down. It would be a shame to have to waste resources on green energy or becoming energy independent.
Good luck with your quest to bring democracy to Cuba. I've heard that the Cuban people consider this a declaration of war. If only they thought like we do, and could see how well it works here.
But everything else is fine. Keep up the great work. Say hi to the twins for me.
Semper Fi,
Ian Edward
This is exciting: http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm
Check out the Approve minus Disapprove column. That's pretty funny, huh? And then a bunch of people died.
Thank you for using my tax dollars to fund a billion dollar war on heathens and not nationalized healthcare for the poor and elderly. Despite the complete destabilization of south East Asia, I trust we are safer now. I have no concerns about North Koreans with nukes, Pakistanis with nukes, or the Lebanese government ready to declare all out war on Israel. Our faithful allies, the Israelis are now bombing civilian targets- HAMAS political offices, and an international civilian airport. They aim to make life difficult for civilians in Gaza and Lebanon so they will pressure their terrorist leaders to change their policies. (I meant that the civilians Israel is bombing are terrorists. The Israeli government can't be called a terrorist group. Only the democratically elected government of the Palestinians are terrorists.) And those poor Hebrews, after suffering the atrocities of the late 1930s and early 40s, while the world stood by at watched, it's only fair that they have their own sovereign nation. If the Palestinians object to western nations seizing and carving lands they've occupied for centuries, then maybe they should have helped fight the god damn Nazis.
Its a shame the American people don't appreciate all the hard work you do for this country. The people of New York, who bore the brunt of the completely inexplicable and unprovoked terror attacks, don't seem to appreciate you. But you're fighting for them. Please keep reminding them of that, and rubbing 9/11 in their faces every chance you get. (Can you believe they think you let that happen?) You deserve praise: You went right over there bombed what little existed of the Afghani infrastructure, and then moved your entire force into a completely different and unrelated conflict. (Just as soon as you finished reading to those 2nd graders.) I've heard that the CIA effort to search for Bin Laden has been disbanded. This is probably for the best. While we may not be able to prevent terrorist attacks, at least with Bin Laden free, we will know who to blame.
My condolences on the passing of Kenneth Lay. How unfortunate. No one deserves to have such suffering come from out of nowhere. Also, how's Harry Whittington’s face? I hope that your other friends on Capitol Hill fair better with their scandals, and I wish them the best of luck.
I am concerned about energy, however. I’m worried about our dependence on oil, and I hope that you will work to find a solution for this crutch. I’m sure if we seized another country’s oil resources, or found a way to manipulate to global exchange further, prices would be driven down. It would be a shame to have to waste resources on green energy or becoming energy independent.
Good luck with your quest to bring democracy to Cuba. I've heard that the Cuban people consider this a declaration of war. If only they thought like we do, and could see how well it works here.
But everything else is fine. Keep up the great work. Say hi to the twins for me.
Semper Fi,
Ian Edward
This is exciting: http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm
Check out the Approve minus Disapprove column. That's pretty funny, huh? And then a bunch of people died.