Pick-up Lines

[ian5959]

ok, i heard a good one today. reply with ones that you think are good too. feel free to post more than once.

"Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I want to tap that ass."

Comments

[xnedra]

"Im doing a paper on Oral Sex. Would you like to participate in my study?"

(I actually heard someone use that!!!)

"Im not fred flintstone but Ill sure make your bed rock!"

*sighs and rolls eyes*

Sophs

hahaha....

[ian5959]

i've never heard those before. i liked the first one. lol

[locale]

hey. i'm a hunter. can i mount your rack?