Pencil Rage
BOB4PRES2028 (2:30:10 PM): im writing with a pencil that's made from recycled paper
BOB4PRES2028 (2:30:21 PM): take that, Bush
eu NiCE 860 (2:30:24 PM): lol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:31:13 PM): ok, what the hell? it wont sharpen
eu NiCE 860 (2:31:34 PM): lolol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:06 PM): ARGH
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:11 PM): it sharpened
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:14 PM): an d i started writing
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:26 PM): and the lead broke off
eu NiCE 860 (2:32:29 PM):
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:38 PM): recycling, my ass
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:42 PM): this just creates more trash
BOB4PRES2028 (2:34:41 PM): michael moore should make a documentary about pencil companies
eu NiCE 860 (2:34:52 PM): lol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:06 PM): if its a lead pencil, the lead breaks like nothing
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:10 PM): and you always run out
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:14 PM): and if its a regular pencil
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:28 PM): yo uuse up half the pencil sharpening
eu NiCE 860 (2:36:05 PM): lol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:36:45 PM): and if you use pen, it r uns out of ink half way through your essay
BOB4PRES2028 (2:36:52 PM): so half is in black and the other is in blue
BOB4PRES2028 (2:36:59 PM): or it explodes in your pocket
eu NiCE 860 (2:37:05 PM): LOL
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:09 PM): and you have a purple stain on your leg for a week
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:32 PM): and then the damn ink doesnt come out of your jeans
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:39 PM): so you cant wear those jeans anymore
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:54 PM): because if you do, someone is always like, "UH HUH HUH YOUR PEN EXPLODED"
eu NiCE 860 (2:37:55 PM): you're so crazy
BOB4PRES2028 (2:38:14 PM): im just filled with an ti-pencil rage
eu NiCE 860 (2:38:37 PM): i know
eu NiCE 860 (2:38:49 PM): see this is why you should cary extra
BOB4PRES2028 (2:38:54 PM): i need brownies to calm me down
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:08 PM): i have a whole pack of penc ils and pens
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:16 PM): b ut it just seems wasteful
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:23 PM): to use up so much
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:32 PM): i re cycle the pencil shavings from my sharpener
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:38 PM): i make compost out of them
eu NiCE 860 (2:39:47 PM): hehehe
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:59 PM): a nd i use a hand sharpener
BOB4PRES2028 (2:40:21 PM): b/c i dont want to add to our oil dependency
BOB4PRES2028 (2:40:45 PM): my little sister just walked up to me
BOB4PRES2028 (2:40:57 PM): and she was li ke "can you give me something to write on this paper with?"
BOB4PRES2028 (2:41:02 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOB4PRES2028 (2:41:05 PM): i cant
eu NiCE 860 (2:41:10 PM): lolololol
Seriously, though, wtf? Stupid pencils.
BOB4PRES2028 (2:30:21 PM): take that, Bush
eu NiCE 860 (2:30:24 PM): lol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:31:13 PM): ok, what the hell? it wont sharpen
eu NiCE 860 (2:31:34 PM): lolol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:06 PM): ARGH
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:11 PM): it sharpened
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:14 PM): an d i started writing
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:26 PM): and the lead broke off
eu NiCE 860 (2:32:29 PM):
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:38 PM): recycling, my ass
BOB4PRES2028 (2:32:42 PM): this just creates more trash
BOB4PRES2028 (2:34:41 PM): michael moore should make a documentary about pencil companies
eu NiCE 860 (2:34:52 PM): lol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:06 PM): if its a lead pencil, the lead breaks like nothing
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:10 PM): and you always run out
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:14 PM): and if its a regular pencil
BOB4PRES2028 (2:35:28 PM): yo uuse up half the pencil sharpening
eu NiCE 860 (2:36:05 PM): lol
BOB4PRES2028 (2:36:45 PM): and if you use pen, it r uns out of ink half way through your essay
BOB4PRES2028 (2:36:52 PM): so half is in black and the other is in blue
BOB4PRES2028 (2:36:59 PM): or it explodes in your pocket
eu NiCE 860 (2:37:05 PM): LOL
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:09 PM): and you have a purple stain on your leg for a week
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:32 PM): and then the damn ink doesnt come out of your jeans
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:39 PM): so you cant wear those jeans anymore
BOB4PRES2028 (2:37:54 PM): because if you do, someone is always like, "UH HUH HUH YOUR PEN EXPLODED"
eu NiCE 860 (2:37:55 PM): you're so crazy
BOB4PRES2028 (2:38:14 PM): im just filled with an ti-pencil rage
eu NiCE 860 (2:38:37 PM): i know
eu NiCE 860 (2:38:49 PM): see this is why you should cary extra
BOB4PRES2028 (2:38:54 PM): i need brownies to calm me down
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:08 PM): i have a whole pack of penc ils and pens
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:16 PM): b ut it just seems wasteful
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:23 PM): to use up so much
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:32 PM): i re cycle the pencil shavings from my sharpener
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:38 PM): i make compost out of them
eu NiCE 860 (2:39:47 PM): hehehe
BOB4PRES2028 (2:39:59 PM): a nd i use a hand sharpener
BOB4PRES2028 (2:40:21 PM): b/c i dont want to add to our oil dependency
BOB4PRES2028 (2:40:45 PM): my little sister just walked up to me
BOB4PRES2028 (2:40:57 PM): and she was li ke "can you give me something to write on this paper with?"
BOB4PRES2028 (2:41:02 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOB4PRES2028 (2:41:05 PM): i cant
eu NiCE 860 (2:41:10 PM): lolololol
Seriously, though, wtf? Stupid pencils.