HUNKY football ace David Beckham has given the bum’s rush to a cheeky calendar that’s on sale on a gay adult website.
It appears to show him naked except for a cute apron as he sets about doing the housework.
The saucy shots were actually posed for by a lookalike - but that hasn’t stopped his Real Madrid and former England team-mates giving him a ribbing.
Becks, 31, is said to be "upset and angry" over the Celebrity Hunks Around the House 2007 calendar.
It is set to be sold in top high street stores. But it’s already a big hit on website www.bent.com where it’s up for grabs alongside kinky bondage gear and sex aids.
The calendar also features lookalikes of Hollywood star Brad Pitt, 42, and Prince William, 24, doing the ironing, dusting and cooking.
The Beckham lookalike is a dead ringer for the football icon, even down to his tattoos - including those giving the names of his three sons Brooklyn, seven, four-year-old Romeo and Cruz, one.
There are four snaps of him - using a football shirt to clean a mirror, getting a mop out, playing football in the living room and chopping fruit and veg.
But the real Becks fears the saucy shots may backfire on his sons, who may think they’re really their dad and could face taunts from friends over them.
A Beckham source said: "The calendar has become a bit of locker-room joke for David’s old England team-mates.
"They all think it’s hilarious, but David doesn’t find it quite so funny. He’s upset and angry about the calendar because it’s basically making him look a bit of a fool.
"Also there’s the children to consider. Brooklyn, especially, is of an age where if he or any of his friends see the calendar they’ll think it really is David.
"And if it’s being sold on the high street, everyone will be able to see it. It’s on adult sites, which isn’t something David is happy about.
"He also doesn’t like the fact they’ve copied his tattoo designs, which see the names of his three sons etched on his back."
The calendar does state that the shots are of lookalikes, not the real celebs, and that it’s been done without their approval. But the warning appears only on the back cover.
The novelty calendar is billed as: "Every woman’s dream come true - men doing the housework, especially as hunky as these lookalikes. Enjoy the fantasy 12 months of the year. The perfect Christmas gift."
The L6.99 offering is set to be sold in top stores such as Clintons, HMV and Virgin.
It is already available at Play.com and Amazon.co.uk and in the "adult" section of website calendarmart.com.
A spokesman for Beckham insisted last night: "This isn’t even on his radar. David’s got a great sense of humour."
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