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[iamyourgoldfish]

Two exciting things happened to me today!

1. eyeoftomoe and I went to Rocky Horror.
2. I got pulled over.
2. a. While dressed for Rocky Horror.
2. b. Which didn't occur to me until half an hour later.

Moral of the story: if you're planning on having a light out in Menlo Park, make sure your stockings are showing. And be nonchalant about it.

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[magistar2]

Hey Dollface,

I was wondering if you could give me the email address of your boytoy; I am reading a book which, if he hasn't read, he really should and would love to talk it about him.

And, if it's any consolation: one time, my brother accidentally grabbed a curling iron and burned his hand while my mom was breastfeeding me. So my mother immediately forget her eyeliner (I had interuppted her while halfway through putting on makeup) and drove to the emergency room with my brother. So, my mom, wearing blue eyeshadow over one eye, topless (with just a jacket with a broken zipper covering it), ran into an emergency room with a burned child, me sitting in a plastic bag (she couldn't find any diapers) and my 80 year old great grandmother (in a night gown with no shoes on). Also, since she was speeding and essentially topless, some cops had followed her to the hospital (when she refused to pull over, they assumed she was insane, drunk, or high). And, at the time the closest emergency was in the really, really bad area of Queens, which my mother ignored when she parked the car on the curb and left the door open when she ran inside.

Oh, and, the coup d'grace: the burn was so minor that they didn't even have to apply any sort of treatment; she could have just stayed home. So, next time you get pulled over in fishnets, just imagine how much worse it could be.

Also, when did you get your license?

Love,
Mike