No, not you, the other Jesus
so I worked for 3pm yesterday until 7am this morning, with only a half an hour break... that was.... well... it made up for me missing Sunday. I was only supposed to close, 3-9:30, but the kid that was supposed to do floors didn't show up, so... I was their last hope, and since I was on their bad side, I figured this would help rectify the problem they still have with me.. so... I stayed, and cleaned the floors, and stuff, all night long, baby.
So when I got home, I turned on the TV,and saw that a televangelist was on, it was wicked funny. They were selling this miracle spring water, and you just rub in on, or in whatever, and it gives you a miracle... it cures muscular dystrophy, can make a crippled person walk, and will give you money,.... or at least those are the things they were saying that it can do. Then they had like him putting his hand on their faces and healing them... stupid old women... let me stress that for some reason it was all women in the audience.... and 90% black, and all southern(the epitome of educational achievement)they would get up, and they would be like crying, then he would like hit them in the face, and they would no longer have asthma, or fucking muscular dystrophy, and they would like go all limp, and fall to the ground, and yell halelulya, and what not... funny shit. Then they had some dumb chick sitting with him, and she would be like lets read another testimonial, then she would struggle to read the letters, which couldn't have been more than 2nd grade material, which would say shit like, I used your miracle spring water as you said, and in the next week, I got 2 checks in the mail, then he would be like wouldn't you want 2 checks in the mail, and blah blah blah.... I can't stress enough how much of a bad person this guy is... so... go to his website, www.peterpopoff.org, to check out what an asshole he is, then maybe tell him yourself that he is a piece of human shit leaching off of the ignorance, and misfortunes of stupid southerners by instilling false hope in them that something great will happen to them if they send him money.... by e-mailing him at info@peterpopoffministries.com well, that's probably not him, but it's the only e-mail on the website.. so send that shit anyway, I'm sure he's waiting to hear about how there really isn't a god.
So when I got home, I turned on the TV,and saw that a televangelist was on, it was wicked funny. They were selling this miracle spring water, and you just rub in on, or in whatever, and it gives you a miracle... it cures muscular dystrophy, can make a crippled person walk, and will give you money,.... or at least those are the things they were saying that it can do. Then they had like him putting his hand on their faces and healing them... stupid old women... let me stress that for some reason it was all women in the audience.... and 90% black, and all southern(the epitome of educational achievement)they would get up, and they would be like crying, then he would like hit them in the face, and they would no longer have asthma, or fucking muscular dystrophy, and they would like go all limp, and fall to the ground, and yell halelulya, and what not... funny shit. Then they had some dumb chick sitting with him, and she would be like lets read another testimonial, then she would struggle to read the letters, which couldn't have been more than 2nd grade material, which would say shit like, I used your miracle spring water as you said, and in the next week, I got 2 checks in the mail, then he would be like wouldn't you want 2 checks in the mail, and blah blah blah.... I can't stress enough how much of a bad person this guy is... so... go to his website, www.peterpopoff.org, to check out what an asshole he is, then maybe tell him yourself that he is a piece of human shit leaching off of the ignorance, and misfortunes of stupid southerners by instilling false hope in them that something great will happen to them if they send him money.... by e-mailing him at info@peterpopoffministries.com well, that's probably not him, but it's the only e-mail on the website.. so send that shit anyway, I'm sure he's waiting to hear about how there really isn't a god.