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[iamwesker]

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[strategy_master]

When did y--

... Ah. Of course.

You are full of surprises, Wesker.

[iamwesker]

Indeed, Strategist? I am just beginning if you want the truth. I do so enjoy long-term studies.

[strategy_master]

I imagine so.

... You refer to a project. If I am to be a subject in it, I feel I ought to be told something about it.

Wesker is such a shit-stirrer... I swear it. He'd give a hypocondriac a fit.

[iamwesker]

You would most likely feel that way. Pity I do not.

However, should you begin to see skin changes or a little tickle in your throat, do let me know. Or seek other medical attention. Oh, that's right. You all know nothing about the T-virus and how it mutates.

He would. That's why we all love him. Shu also might be fibbing.

[strategy_master]

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You will be disappointed, Wesker. I feel perfectly fine in all manners, and have since I was freed.

Schu will prove Wesker wrong... unless he wears Shu out.

[iamwesker]

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Oh? No performance anxiety?

The upside to his penile 404 errors is that he manages to last a long time.

[strategy_master]

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It's more likely your technique that leaves something to be desired.

'Penile 404 error' is officially the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[iamwesker]

You obviously have the wrong idea on how I discovered this genetic inclination of yours towards that condition.

Glad you like it, Dal! Shu, on the other hand, does not appreciate the wise-cracks.

[strategy_master]

I admit, I'm no doctor. I simply believe you to be consistently queer in the head.

Wesker would be panicking if he knew William might soon be here since Will made the T-virus.

[iamwesker]

((That's going to be interesting to see which side decides to go after William if I get him or if Wesker does))

Genetics never lie, Strategist. Blood tests tell me amazing things such as you are also liable to end up with male pattern baldness.