Nasal Congestion
Yesterday at EyeMasters Kristin and I met the most amazing person ever. He probably talked more than anyone i have ever met in my life. He told us stories of how if he was had "A MILLION DOLLAHZ" he would invest half of the money into "Hybreeed" cars because that was the future cars, and also about the future of cellphones. "Hybreed Sneakas!" "SneakaCells!" "CarCells!" "ComputaCells!" "Basically erethang gonna be Cells". Honestly one of the coolest people ever just on the fact that he seemed like he could talk for hours to anyone about anything.
So now of course Kristin was doing impersonations of him all morning. And the fact that her nose was congested just made it sound a million times better.
Kristin- in a nasaly black man voice
"HYBREEDS, THEYS GONNA BE HOOOOGE!"
"THAS WHERE IMA INVEST MY MONEHZ"
"THIS IS GONNA BE HOOOOOOGE!"
Kristin continues to pretend to be a man of color.
"DAMN BABY YOU SO SEXXAAAAY!"
"C'MON BABY LETS HAVE SOME SEEEEX!"
Kristin referring to a penis.
"THIS THING IS GONNA GET HOOOOOOOOGE!"
that last one was actually made up by me, but it was funny at the time.
Anyways I'm still hoping for sickness germs from Kristin so i can stay home from work. But it's failing so far. I guess i need to get another dose of germs. Lets hope for the best.
So now of course Kristin was doing impersonations of him all morning. And the fact that her nose was congested just made it sound a million times better.
Kristin- in a nasaly black man voice
"HYBREEDS, THEYS GONNA BE HOOOOGE!"
"THAS WHERE IMA INVEST MY MONEHZ"
"THIS IS GONNA BE HOOOOOOGE!"
Kristin continues to pretend to be a man of color.
"DAMN BABY YOU SO SEXXAAAAY!"
"C'MON BABY LETS HAVE SOME SEEEEX!"
Kristin referring to a penis.
"THIS THING IS GONNA GET HOOOOOOOOGE!"
that last one was actually made up by me, but it was funny at the time.
Anyways I'm still hoping for sickness germs from Kristin so i can stay home from work. But it's failing so far. I guess i need to get another dose of germs. Lets hope for the best.