LOL My Friend Ryne's Theory...
scaryXklown (1:05:43 PM): i just drank CapriSun sports lemon lime.
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scaryXklown (1:05:50 PM): and i gotta say
scaryXklown (1:05:51 PM): it sucks ass
scaryXklown (1:05:52 PM): now
scaryXklown (1:05:55 PM): when i drink it
scaryXklown (1:06:18 PM): it puts an image in my head of the mother of sprite and serra mist
scaryXklown (1:06:21 PM): but
scaryXklown (1:06:27 PM): they had one more child
scaryXklown (1:06:33 PM): its name... sports lemon lime
scaryXklown (1:06:52 PM): now. through out his life his older brothers would pick on him because no one liked him
scaryXklown (1:07:17 PM): so he decided to leave home and confide in a stranger called Capri Sun
scaryXklown (1:07:31 PM): Capri sun wasent the cleanest guy around
scaryXklown (1:07:38 PM): infact... he was a known drug dealer
scaryXklown (1:08:05 PM): when SLL (sport lemon lime short ) found him, he conjoured up a wicked scheme
scaryXklown (1:09:17 PM): he would make SLL taste good only when stoned. He ran back to his underground lab (which is located underneath the mexican place on the corner of inglewood and artesia
scaryXklown (1:09:23 PM): )
scaryXklown (1:10:01 PM): he spent night after night. mixing and pouring and generating your sterotypical mad scientest smoke from beakers and stuff
scaryXklown (1:10:27 PM): about one week later he finally came up with the solution...
scaryXklown (1:10:40 PM): MAKE THE POUCH VERY SHINNY AND GREEN
scaryXklown (1:11:30 PM): the logic behind this was taken from an old study from 2007 where one man was so stoned that every shinny object that he saw he had to have.
scaryXklown (1:11:40 PM): so this brings us back to today
scaryXklown (1:11:55 PM): where it still nasty as hell to drink. but stoned its pretty damn good
scaryXklown (1:11:56 PM): .
scaryXklown (1:12:03 PM): haha hope you are having fun at school :o)