I killed Iggy by accident.

Oct 04, 2009 23:28

Iggy is the lizard that resides in my current place of residence. I detest him very much and he has been terrorizing me the last 3 weeks or so. I've been asking around for help how to rid of him as I hate lizards as much as I hate roaches. Well I didn't get much help on ridding him, but my brother and Nev christened him with a 'pet name'- Iggy. SO anyway, I've asked 2 people who've come over the last week to chase him out but he's gone into hiding and when I found him on Friday night...

He was in the storage unit with the rubbish chute, on the ledge of the inside doors positioned to climb out of the storage unit.
I got a shock and banged it shut right? Then the second time I opened it, he was still in that same posture, half hanging onto the ledge to climb out, arms outstretched.
I totally freaked, even though he lay motionless.
Anyway the next day I cooked pasta for lunch but ended up cooking too much so I asked Dad over to help with lunch and he also cleared Iggy out.
He was still in that same postion.
I THINK HE WAS GASSED TO DEATH coz I sprayed the unit with odourless insecticide every time I do my chores on weekends.
Totally unintentional I swear but what a way to die.
And that posture was a dead giveaway- HE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM NAZI GASSING.

Omg no pun intended.

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