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[iamthewheat]

[Another video post and Wesker is on Route 46 - you know, that little bit ABOVE Route 26 which you couldn't actually get through because of the ledges. Guess what Wesker's found out? He can't get over them either. Naturally, since everyone told him that Cherrygrove was the next place to go, he wilfully decided to go another way. Only he can't

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[foolishwren]

.... Uh, pretty sure no one can climb those ledges, buddy.

... and what the hell is that?

[Yeah Heather hasn't encountered a Geodude yet. Luckily for her.]

[iamthewheat]

...Yes. I realise that now. Thank you.

Another one of these 'Pokemon', apparently. ...Geodude?

[foolishwren]

.... A Geodude.

[Good lord. That sounds like a name SHE'D come up with. You know, one of those really obnoxious teenager-isms that are intended to annoy just as much as they are to inform. 'Geodude'? Was that seriously its real name?]

[iamthewheat]

[This much is certain, Wesker most definitely did not name it himself.]

That's what I surmised from what it kept repeating. Or rather, screaming - it was a tad upset.

[foolishwren]

... Well, that pretty much wins for 'stupidest name for a species I have heard so far'.

... And I've heard 'slowpoke' and 'hoothoot', so that's a pretty impressive feat.

[iamthewheat]

Oh, don't say that, before you know it there'll be something even worse.

[foolishwren]

Oh. Right. [It was one of those unspoken rules of reality. It could always get stupider.] Sorry. If something even more retarded shows up, you'll know it was my bad.

[iamthewheat]

I'll make a point of telling you and making sure you know I blame you entirely. Still, I like the look of this one despite the name.