My Face- 0 Other peoples' foreheads- 2
Yesterday afternoon I played football and one of my teammate's heads collided with mine. I totally went to the ER and received a grand total of 19 stitches (16 outer, 3 inner). I'm lookin' good. The other guy was fine because he was massive and looked like this:
On another note: thank you to everyone that sent me birthday wishes and those who came out to make my birthday a ton of fun. Also, thank you for your patience as I probably rambled on and on and on and on.